Okay, so as we were driving across the country, I realized a few things:
1) No one should drive across the country with 5 children under the age of 5, even with 2 minivans. Just fly! It was comical every time we stopped though, the looks we got were great. Our very first stop was dinner the first day and the thought occurred to me that we could totally be mistaken for a polygamist family. Too bad Pam and I forgot our polygamist dresses. Anyway, every stop lasted at least an hour, including bathroom breaks (3 diapers and 1 pull-up, that is a lot of man power). "Sydney, Noah, EAT!" and "Connor stop throwing _____" (insert everything from food to hotel phones) became our chant. But don't worry, we are all still friends (we are right?)


2) The farther west we got, the more children we saw. It was actually quite comforting. Our kids weren't the only ones getting evil looks from all the truckers.
They're wild
3) Also, the farther west we got, I noticed the "rif-raf" change a bit. The farther we got, the less scared I became of them pulling out a gun and shooting me and more afraid that they would run me over with their huge trucks or beat us to death with their huge belt buckels.
4)
Twilight really is a girly book. These are some of the things I heard as I made him listen: "They just had a 45 minute conversation!", "Edward is really a metrosexual masquerading as a vampire", "Did he have to glitter like Brittney Spears in concert?", "That was the exciting part? She just fainted, no tearing of limbs, no knashing of teeth, does Edward ever do anything cool?", "Edward is a lover not a fighter (in a mocking tone)" (and I said, "yeah, what's wrong with that?"), "With that much 'smouldering' is he going to burst into flames?", but after all that, he did manage a "well, at least it kept my mind off driving." So I think he liked it.
5) The last thing was a question really. If anyone knows the answer, please let me know because it really is bothering me. So we passed a lot of flat farms with lots of cows (or "aminals" as Sydney said every time we passed them). My question is, how does the farmer milk these cows? There is so much land and no buildings. Do they ride on their horse and milk them all? That would take more than a day. Now, before you think I am completely stupid (although it did take me a few hours to realize this....) I realize that some were just male cows, or bulls, or whatever you call them, but I did see some with udders. Anyone??